35, Random
Sunday, September 18, 2011@ Sunday, September 18, 2011 by presscilla
When I see something bad happen to the person I hate.
That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you
That awkward moment when you're with your friend
and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn't steal anything
When you open a pack of gum in class
When I ask my parents for money
Expectations
Reality
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34, Random
Tuesday, September 13, 2011@ Tuesday, September 13, 2011 by presscilla
I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
LOL. next joke.
Before the clock strikes 12 o'clock on Dec 31st, go into a room all by yourself
come out after 12 and be like “ohshit i havent seen you guys since last year!”
The awkward moment when smartest kid in your class failed on the test.
When you eat the rest of the good shit in the fridge while everyones gone.
When Someone tries to talk to your crush.
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33, Random
Saturday, September 10, 2011@ Saturday, September 10, 2011 by presscilla
When your friend's telling you about someone who talked shit about you, and you're like...
“HOLP UP, NIGGA SAY WUT?!”
That moment you remember you had food in the oven
When my computer's being slow
When you hear a bump in the night:
expectations
reality
The moment when you do something immature and your parents go insane at you.
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
When you woke up before your parents on Christmas morning
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32, Random
Thursday, September 8, 2011@ Thursday, September 08, 2011 by presscilla
Group Photos.
There’s always someone doing the…
The Peace sign:
The shy ass bitch:
The duck face:
The emo mother smurfs:
The one who trys to act hard:
The one who does the heart:
The pussy licking:
Then the herp derp:
Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.
When people compare their relationships to Romeo and Juliet
I’m sorry did you ever read it..
Everybody dies.
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31, Random
Monday, September 5, 2011@ Monday, September 05, 2011 by presscilla
When i was younger, birthdays were the shit
But now it’s just like
When you were little and your mom gave you medicine
When you find an old bedtime story you read when you were a child:
That awkward moment when you're staring secretly at your crush or some hot person like
and they suddenly turn around and catch you in the act like
And you panic and try to look away like
When your friend calls someone they like, you were like
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