Hey.


happy birthday.

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16, Random


My Heart Rate:
Normal :
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Talking to your crush :
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Seeing your crush with someone else:
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That stressful moment when you can't decide what to wear



When you think back right after a test and realized you answered something wrong.


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15, Random


When your parents leave you in the car while they do something
and you’re jamming to your music like

Then people walk past and are like

and then you’re like



When your mom or dad wakes you up for school
When they first wake you up:

As soon as they walk out:

When you hear them coming to wake you up for a second time:

“I’m up, I’m up!” [and repeat~]


I hate it when the teacher says your name and the whole class is like

And you’re just like:


Something Harry
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14, Random


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13, Random


12 year old's are pregnant and I still can't get a date.



When someone says your "often used word"

Fool don’t copy my swag.


My thoughts in class
I want to sleep

What the fuck is this?

I want to sleep

I’m hungry

I want to sleep

I hate everybody

I want to sleep

This teacher is retarded

I WANT TO SLEEP

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12, Random


They said SLEEP is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in SCHOOL?




When my Mom tells me to take a picture when i don't want to



Ways to get people to stop talking to you
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:

TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:

Dolphin:

Turkey:

Velociraptor:

TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:

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11, Random


The moment when you hear something that breaks your heart.
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HOW TO WAVE

HOW TO PUT ON A POWDER

HOW TO TASTE A STUFF TOY

HOW TO SCARE OF THE BITCHES THAT IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND

HOW TO SCARE OF YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE DOESN’T BUY WHAT YOU WANTS

HOW TO PEEK AT A DOOR



When your friend says "Oh I think your crush likes you."
and you’re like:


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